WHO'S HOT

Ewan McGregor - Moulin Rouge. Need I say more?
Josh Lucas - A younger, hotter Matthew McConaughey (without the Pene baggage) and that Southern drawl... :p~
Thomas Jane - The Punisher. 'Nuff said.
Vin Diesel - But the coolest guy in the world.
Jennifer Aniston - She carried herself with class, grace, and dignity through her husband's very inconsiderate and cruel behaviour. Two thumbs up and hang in there, Jen.
Jennifer Garner - Today's superwoman: beautiful, smart, amazingly fit, red-hot career, and a mom to boot.

WHO'S NOT

Brad Pitt - Acting like a wuss besotted with Angelina Jolie, he has absolutely no regard for his wife's feelings (consider the W shoot and getting photographed with Angelina everywhere). Very not cool, dude.
Angelina Jolie - Stunning, famous, creepy, and troubled, from the looks of it. I'd say she should really know better, but I doubt she does.
Tom Cruise - His star was fading, but now it is plummeting into a black hole. The latest crazies about psychiatry and Katie Holmes are just fake and disturbing.
Katie Holmes - She should really know better. It's gross and really spoiling her image, what's left of it.