Doc gave option of a membrane sweep which statistically results in due date birth. Warned it would be painful. Ah heck, how painful could putting a finger in and scraping innards be?
They had to peel me off the wall when it was over. I felt horribly faint. Rather violated.
Staggered home. Cab driver gave me a 10c discount. I think.
No blood, I checked. But achy feeling. Rather hollow. Ow.
Washed meself. Keeled over.